Apparently I am pregnant

No, not really, pull your jaw up. At this point in my life, just getting notice that my second son has been accepted into full-day kindergarten, that would be a cruel joke on me.

But they think I’ve got a bun in the oven. That ever-elusive “they.” Whoever they are, they are not funny. They sent me a sample box of formula today. In the last month I’ve also received money-saving coupons for formula and have somehow gotten back on the One Step Ahead catalog mailing list.

I have not been to the OB/GYN. I have not snuck over to baby websites. I have done nothing but ooh and ahh over friends’ babies…and hand them back with the “there for the grace of God go I” prayers.

Still, sitting here on my kitchen table is a box of sample formulas and more money-saving coupons.

I know the boys want a baby sister…do they know something I don’t?