And it’s done. I can’t stop bawling. And now I’m going to go drink my champagne and listen to speeches and keep crying with joy and hope and happiness. God Bless America.

The day is here

(To my international readers…sorry)



Get off your half-moons and go vote.


This election is more important than anything else you have planned today. Call in sick, find a sitter, and get your ass in line.

If you’ve already voted, YOU ROCK.

And if you don’t plan to vote today, you officially forfeit your right to bitch for the next four years.

Put up or shut up.

The day is here.