Chafeage

Dear Person Who Developed Recycled Paper Toilet Paper Thinking It Was A Good Idea,

You’re a moron.

My nether regions hate you.

I hope your paper chafes you badly during a wicked bout of Montezuma’s Revenge.

That is all.

Love and kisses,

Jen

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6 Responses

  1. And that’s all that really needs to be said right there…

  2. bwah hahaha! you crack me up!!

  3. I may be trying to go green, but I don’t think I’ll EVER make this change!

  4. There are some sacrifices I just won’t make for the environment, yet.

  5. Ouchy…

    “No good deed goes unpunished.” 🙂

  6. Yeah. There’s pretty much nothing worse than abrasive butt wipe.

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