We were all in the van, running hither and yon, doing errands, trying to explain to A that germs move faster than antibodies and that’s why we wash our hands (these are the conversations we have…all.the.time). As bright as he is, we were talking at cross-purposes until Tom came up with a great analogy. I can’t give it here, as it involved the Star Wars Lego computer game and I tuned out. But A got it. And finally shut up.
Me: You don’t have any female sperm in there, do you?
Tom: No, they were all given up during my lonely single years.
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